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This kid messages me on facebook and omg i'm dying.

  • Kid: Country girl I see!
  • Me: Yes sir!
  • Kid: I guess i'm kind of a country boy. I drive a big red Ford with no muffler and listen to country music. I also love mossy oak.
  • Me: Oh, that's cool. That isn't what makes a country boy or girl though.
  • *creeps on his profile*
  • Kid: I know. I think you're pretty, we should go out.
  • Me: You're like, 12...
  • Kid: Yeah, so?
  • Me: I don't want to babysit you for a date.. You're not even old enough to drive..
  • Kid: I can pretend to drive it though.
  • GUYS I'M DYING

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